Boxing Day present

I had to work over the holiday, which was pretty annoying, and it seriously cut down on my time to get seed.  I finally had a day off, and things seemed pretty stable at work, so I thought about putting my ad up on CL and seeing what bit.

About an hour later, and not a peep of interest.  I'm thinking of taking it down and going off to be a productive citizen when the doorbell rings unexpectedly.   I hurry to rush and put some clothes on, thinking it might be a delivery guy or some evangelists that I must politely shoo away, when I open the door.

He's late 40's hairy, italian, balding, jeans and a leather jacket.
"Hi, I came by to your place about a month ago.. was driving by.. mind if I come in?"
I let him in.  I try to excuse myself to go to the bathroom real quick, but he stops me.
"I just want to get my cock sucked, that cool?"
I nod vigorously, and get on my knees.  I open his fly and fish his cock out.. getting it hard in my mouth.
"Mind if I kick back?"
 He drops trou and sits on my couch.  I continue working on his cock.  IT's getting bigger.  6 inches.. 7 inches. 8 inches, slender and cut.  He's covered in nice fur.  I want him in me.  I drop my pants and let him see and play with my butt and hole.
"Fuck, I want to get you in a sling.  Wish I had time."
He's hard.  I'm gagging on his dick, slurping down his precum.  It's time to make my move.
I say the first full sentence since he came in the door.
"Can I ride it daddy?"
He nods, and I slick up my hole with baby oil and like the pro that I am, slide down his rod, taking it balls deep without pausing.  He gasps.  I start working on his cock with my ass muscles, doing the yoga poses and internal contractions needed to milk him.
"That's it baby, tighten up for me.. here it comes."
I take a hit of poppers.  Right nostril then the left.  I get my dick hard to the point of explosion but I don't go over the edge. I feel him thrust and start to spurt.
"Breed me daddy.."
He does, emptying himself in me.  It's a huge load, full of pent up holiday cheer.  I sit joined with him for awhile, doing the requisite milking of the last drops.  I gently disentangle myself afterwards, and clean him up and send him on his way.

It's a pretty typical experience for me these days.. but what has me so boned about it right now.. is that I can't remember any details of when he first bred me.  It's so amazing to get to the point where I am into strangers dumping loads in me.  All the cocks blur into some kind of idealized neo-platonic phallus - bottom boy magic, you might say.

Drought and Rain

It's strange how things go in cycles.

Last week, was a pretty good week.  I did my usual routine, and managed to get 9 loads in my hole and a few up my mouth by the end of it.   I had some pretty intense experiences with some daddy tag teams that I'll probably have to write about when the mood strikes me.

But then, after the weekend - a total and complete drought.  No one was biting.  Nothing was happening.  I had someone arrive and then see me and walk out.  It's disappointing when that happens - I know I'm not a bad looking guy, but I'm definitely not typically cute so it wasn't out of the blue.  After a really bad hook up with a way too panicky versatile bear dude, I was ready to throw in the towel.

I had the morning off today so I figured I might try and see if my luck changed.  And at first, the same usual BS as before - a lot of tweakers who have no concept of time or respect for others, lots of guys interested but too far for a quick hookup.

And then it finally happened.  Two tops hit me up at the same time.   One a repeat off craiglists - early 40s bi  "str8" italian top with 7.5 who loves to breed in hole.  Very hands off, just super into raw ass on his meat, and making a bottom boy beg.  He kept asking about group scenes, and I told him I would try.  He said he wanted me ready in 30, and I said yes.

The second was a late 50s daddy bear off bbrt.  He has the honor of being the first man to take my "sling cherry" - he's into the scene and he and his husband used me in their basement dungeon a few years back.  I was too nervous and too unsure of myself at that point, and I sort of competed for attention with his cubbish husbear, so I wasn't invited back.  Daddybear kept in touch with me though, and today he happened to be around with a weeks worth of cum stored in his 8 inch PA'd tattoed cock.  He suprised me by saying he was free and could be over in 30 minutes.

The italian arrived early and came pretty damn fast up my hole.  I tried to keep him entertained until daddybear arrived, but he was in a hurry.  Daddybear walked in on him grunting his "straight" load up my hole, and watched me clean his cock as he got dressed.

Daddybear was a little surprised by the guest (and I was bad in not explaining things to him in advance..) but he forgave me as I gave him head and let him plow my creamy hole with his huge thick PA'd fatherly cock.  I got him off suprisingly quick - he kept commenting on how tight and pristine my hole felt on his fat prick, despite him watching another man unload in me just minutes before.

I told him salacious details of the italians using of me, and it worked.  The magic words were uttered.   He erupted fountains of cum up my hole, and then held me and made me jack off me cock while he was hard and buried in me.  I didn't need any encouragement - my load, held in check for days for a good bottom boy who never showed, spilled over the floor.   As daddy watched, I licked all the cum off the floor, off his softening dick, off his hard metal PA.  He made me eat his ass and lick his feet, and I thanked him.  He wanted to stay longer and put more seed in me.. but he had places to be and so did I.

And that was it.  I guess I might keep trying to get more loads today.. but it's hard to beat what just happened.  I guess I should thank the cosmos for pulling through.

The science of breeding.

http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/125/20120821/protein-in-semen-acts-on-brain-and-triggers-ovulation.htm

So while this study is all about heterosexual mating, it wouldn't suprise me if proteins in semen have a direct biological effect on the neurology of the bottom receiving seed.  I've been told the cum "high" I get from taking loads is entirely "in my head", but I have felt for a while that there is a direct link to the depositing of hot raw semen.  Perhaps one day, science will catch up and do experiments on queer sexuality as well, but until then..

Time for more experimentation and data collection.

Happiness is..

A warm load of married daddy bear cum, oozing from my hole, and dripping down my leg...
and a second "straight" boy on his way over to add his seed to the mix.

Superboy and Big Black Daddy.

Sometimes, life can become absurdly heroic.

The bear daddy from yesterday got busy and like I figured, he wasn't up for a repeat.  I however was super horny, so I cleaned up, got my poppers out, and went to the gloryholes to cruise.

The first cock was pretty impressive and immediate.  No play through a hole, he just right in the booth with me.  Light skinned black-latino daddy, 9 inches uncut, beautifully hard and in control.  He knew precisely what I was and what he wanted, and he got to business.  Deep throating him until I felt the first drops of precum, then presenting him with my ass.  No questions asked, no words uttered, he sank into my furry hole balls deep.   He gave me a hell of ride, alternating from pumping my ass and mouth, until finally he sat down and had me sit in his lap and ride him.  He hissed and bit his lip as he came, and I felt the load boil up through his shaft until he coated my insides.  I cried out, and kept milking.  After the load he stayed in my cunt for a few minutes, working it in, and then pulled out.  I sucked him clean and sent him on his way.

The next few cocks were sub-par.  I don't mind old daddies, but if they can't get hard or use too many poppers and just want you to suck their cock for hours on end.. well, that's just no fun for me.  I tried getting a few of them up my hole, but only one was able to do the deed.  I let them down politely, sucked a few off (including a hot muscle bear and 9 inch italian gym body who reeked pleasantly of ganja), and kept looking for more dick.

And then the pieces fell into place again.  As I was peering through a GH, I saw a hot scene.  This young brown headed hipster boy was playing around with this heavy black boy.  They both had their dicks out.  The hipster's was 6 inches - an average white piece.  The heavy boy had a good 8 uncut piece of meat.  I salivated, sucked both their dicks, and they invited me over to their booth.

Once there, things got a bit crazy.  The little hipster kid apparently fancied himself as some kind of dominant top, barking orders at me.  I'm used to being submissive, but fuck if I've taken them before from such a young kiddo.  He guided the heavy set boy's meat into my hole as he fucked my throat.  I noticed then the kid had a crazy hot tattoo right above his dick.  The Superman symbol.

Part of me laughed.   Compensating much?   But part of me was turned on by the cockiness, the attitude, and my inner comic book geek liked it.

As I was contemplating this, the heavy set black dude gasped and I felt a surge of warm seed in me.  Another down.  He quickly excused himself, and me and superboy kept playing.

He started in on fucking my ass.
"Are you safe?"
"Sure."  I had no idea about the three other loads in me, but I knew I was.
He was nervous but stuck it in and gasped.  He pounded me hard, but after the big dicks in me, he wasn't making much headway.

And then it came through the hole.  A seriously giant black cock, 11 inches long, probably 7 around, uncut.. hard as a rock.   Both me and the kid went gaga over it.  Sucking it, stroking it.   He invited the guy into our booth.  I felt the kids hole.  It obviously wet with excitement, but totally unready to be fucked.  I guess it was my turn.

The daddy who came in was dressed in a workman's uniform - unassuming, bald black daddy.  Wedding ring, which made my pussy twitch.  And when he showed me the meat, I was in awe.  I could put both my hands around it, and still not cover it.  I scrambled for my lube, doused his cock in it, huffed my poppers, as superboy guided big black into my cunt.  Without hesitation, I took it balls deep and bareback.

Words can't really describe what it was like.   The feeling of total and complete submission, being impaled like that.. well, it was ecstatic.  Magic.  A shamanic state.  Daddy was in heaven.  The hipster kid was obviously entranced too.  I doubt he'd ever seen someone take such a big cock so expertly and reverentially.  He told that daddy in his sir-voice to "fuck the slut hard", but his words fell on deaf ears.  Daddy was in charge know and he knew it.  The kid's bravado was superfluous.

The two of them took turns on my ass and throat.  I felt kind of bad for the superkid, as my cunt was so stretched by Daddy's big black meat that his average piece in me must have felt like fucking air.  Eventually he made me gag on his dick and shot his load over my bearded face, and excused himself.

That's exactly what daddy wanted.  I could tell he wasn't really comfortable with the kid being there.  He wanted some quality time with his pussy boy on his prick.  And I gave it to him.  I grabbed my poppers and bent over deeper, and said my mantra.
"Breed me daddy."

And he did.  He went to town, mating me.  Strong, and silent, totally in control.  He left his clothes on, but I stripped down to my jockstrap and socks.  Another hungry pig watched us through the gloryhole.  I made a lot of eye contact with him, but I think he was content in just watching.  Jealous perhaps, but I was showing him how it was done.

Daddy didn't stop.  5 minutes.  10 minutes.  15 minutes passed, constant deep pounding.  Not rough, but insistent and complete penetration.  Poppers made the world fade.  The only thing that existed was this act of primal mating.  Huge black dick sliding into loaded up cunt.  I was pouring sweat.  I lost the ability to speak, to beg for seed, to tell daddy I loved him.  Guttural animal noises came out of my throat.  Everyone in the dirty bookstore knew what was going on.  I didn't care.  It was just me and big black daddy, and he was going to knock me up and make me his baby if it was the last thing I did.

The load was phenomenal.  I felt it build up in him, churning out of his balls, and oh so slowly and gently flow out of his god-prick into my inner depths.  I cried and thanked him over and over.  He worked it into me slowly, rewarding me for my good service.  I didn't want him to pull out, but like all married men, he had places to go, family to be with.  When he came out, the pop was audible.  His dick was coated with white bits of sperm from the previous fucks.  A huge drip of cum fell from his piss slit.  Reverentially I was on my knees, making sure none of it went to waste, cleaning him up as best I could.

He tried some small talk, but I was dazed and unresponsive.  He quickly left, and I just sat there for a while, trying to understand what just happened.

I spent another hour there.  I probably should have left, nothing would have compared to that.  Another married man shot his load up my ass through a gloryhole, but his 7 inch white cock barely registered.  The load was delightful though, and I finally went into a booth with a hungry bottom daddy who had been eyeing my dick the entire time I was there.  It was time.  Finally.

Forcefully, gently, I let him eat my ass.  He moaned, and gasped gratefully.  He knew what he was getting.  And so I let him have it.  I served him the creampie.. all those loads I collected, I slowly pushed out for him.
As he eagerly gobbled them down, my dick finally got hard.  I blew my load down his throat, and left, thanking him for his service.

bottom boy yoga

It's been a strange few days.  Real life has intruded into my new quest to become a thoroughly dedicated bottom boy.  Still, I've taken six loads of my cunt in the last two days, so it's not all bad.

The seventh load of this week was pretty good, so I thought I'd write about it while its still simmering in me.  He was a daddy bear that I've known for years, but has only bred me a few times.  Married to his own bottom boy, I am sure they have a nice life together, but I know daddy likes cunt boys who put out the way he likes it.

He let me know that he'd be here this morning, so I got ready.  Showered, greased up, got in my breeding strap.  He arrived a little early (which is unusual but not unpleasant), and got stripped down to business.  He's in his 50's, 5'10, shaved head, hairy all over, build thick but not overweight.. and with a 7 inch fat italian dick that loves boy flesh.  He had me gagging on his dick in no time.  I can usually deepthroat a lot more, but he was really into making me choke on it, so I indulged him.  

Then it was time.  "Bend over and lube up", he barked.

I nodded, grabbed my albolene, and coated my middle finger with it.  As daddy watched and held my ass cheeks open, I slid it up my hole, coating my insides.

"Here it comes boy...".  He slid in hard, to the hilt.  I gasped, but frankly I've been taken so much dick lately his was more comforting to my empty pussy.  He gasped and groaned and slid in and out, standing behind me, bent over.  It was working, he was getting harder and stiffer and I could feel it building up in him.  But the angle wasn't working great, and I could feel him lagging.

I knew I could do better.  So I bent over and grabbed my toes in a yogi toe grip, and pulled myself forward and down.  I assumed the pose known as padangusthasana:  (Illustrated below)

And that did the trick.  Suddenly dad's cock started gliding into me, hitting the magic spot.  I groaned, and without touching myself, my soft cock in my jock pouch leaked precum as my hole had an orgasm.  Dad noticed, and asked me what I wanted.

"Breed me daddy."  I uttered the mantra with reverence, and noticed what he enjoyed.  I engaged muladhara bandha, tightening up inside with the hidden muscles gained from years of cock worship and yogic practice.

He shuddered and unloaded.  Groaned like an animal, as I kept milking him with the cunt.  "There you go boy.. what a sweet ass.. breeding my cunt." he announced.  I spent a few minutes getting every drop out of him, and as pulled out with a plop, some of the load slipped out of me before I could close the seal.

On my knees in front of him, I sucked his cock clean, licked his seed off the floor, and kissed his feet, before sending him back out to work.

He texted me an hour later, asking me to sample my own creampie.  I just did.  So fresh and so sweet.
He might be coming over again for load number two.

And on the seventh day..

I guess I'm resting today.
It's been quite a week.  As I've said before, I've sort of gone into heat lately.  There's a lot of reasons for this, but I suspect a lot of it has been through talking to various daddy's online.  One in particular, an extremely hot hippy pagan top, has been encouraging me to really explore and delight in who I am, in what I'm becoming.  I've taken his advice to heart.

Before this week, I've never taken more than five loads in my cunt at once.
This week, I've taken six or more in my ass.. on three separate occasions.  At each of these occasions, time was my limiting factor.  If I had more time, I could have gone on for hours and hours longer.

I've been bred about twenty one times.. and taken a lot more cock which didn't provide me with milk.  I was worried I wouldn't recognize what my hole had become at the end of the process, but suprisingly it seems as taut and wet and tasty as ever.

I've also topped a bunch, popping four loads into two very worthy bottom boys.  I need to work on my technique, but I see myself filling that role more.  At this rate, I'm about a 80% bottom (20 loads in, 4 loads out).  I need to improve that ratio.

I got rebuffed by an aging porn star.. and also realized, belatedly, that I'm a better bottom than him.  Or at least, more authentic.

It's been an experience getting this far.  I should have let this happen so much sooner, but I am glad I am letting it happen now.   So many people don't get this far, or go this deep.

Let's hope the universe provides more for this upcoming week.  I doubt I'll be as fecund as before, but one never knows what miracles might come.

Recognition.

Chat transcript from last night, cleaned up and edited to preserve the thin veneer of anonymity.

squirter:  We're u collecting seed on Monday round 5pm ish at the gloryholes?

seminalxp:   why do you ask?

squirter:   Its either yes or no.  Don't answer a question with a question

seminalxp:   yes sir. did you breed me?

squirter:   Yup I did.   U gotta nice hairy load catcher!  I wanted to breed u in my booth

seminalxp:   thank you sir.  Was i cum sloppy then?  How much did you shoot up in me?

When i am there i really dig the gloryhole experience..

squirter:   Did u breed anyone with ur big cock? yes u were cum loaded up

seminalxp:  no sir.. i was all bottom. did you reach through and feel my cock and cummy hole in my

jockstrap?

squirter:   Yup  i felt ur big dick then felt ur hole sniffed my fingers & it was fresh cum then i knew u were

all bttm collecting seed

squirter:   I like that u had a load in ur hole when u backed up onto my cock.  How many loads did u get at the glory hole?

seminalxp:   that time six or so.  I think you were one of the middle ones.  did you fuck me standing up or lying on your side?

squirter:   I was standing up at the glory hole u got my dick hard suckin it then backed onto it

seminalxp:  yeah i remember now. thank you daddy sir.you were the best one i took that day.  you have porn star quality cock and fucked me like one. thank you so much.

squirter:   I love breeding and love hairy cunt.  I've bred good at that glory hole.   So how many loads total did u get

seminalxp:   i think five or six.  lost count. were you wearing the bp oil t-shirt?

squirter:   Yup i kept telling u to kum over to breed one on one

seminalxp:  i am so sorry, didn't know what you were trying to communicate. and yes, you were the last cock that bred me that day.  you were either load five or six, unless you bred me more than

once.

squirter:   You go every monday if so I'll go next monday. When it is dead like it was we should fuck in the

hallway.

seminalxp:   I can be there next monday, yes.  not every monday but i've been in heat lately.

squirter:  Do u want to breed in the hallway if no one is there or maybe let one guy watch us breed?

  

seminalxp:  for you daddy, yes.. though would we get in trouble there?  not sure what the deal is. letting guys watch us breed in the booths are cool. also you can take pics if you want.

squirter:  I have gotten my cock sucked in the hallways, never been busted.  would love to take pix

squirter:   Ok talk again im going to bed can u host  ????

seminalxp:  depends on when, i have a BF so the fucking around on the side is discreet.   do have the apartment to myself often.  and if you are cool with it, am happier at the GH's.. love that scene.

Thank you again sir for the load.  it was amazing.

squirter:   He does not know ur a GH CUM DUMP ????   Does he breed u or fuck wrapped ???

seminalxp:   he does, just try to keep it out of his line of sight.  he was the first (but not last) man/daddy

who bred me.  You rocked my hole sir, thank you. Hope you enjoyed what i served up to you.

squirter:   Ok we will breed at the bookstore and let guys watch.  Loved ur cum sloppy hairy hole ttyl off to bed

linebacker pig

I was having a frustrating morning.
I'd been bred the day before, of course, but instead of fixing the craving, it seemed to make it worse.
I'd posted at the usual places, but nothing seemed to work.  Some pig daddy stood me up for a younger bottom boy. Another few seemed promising but the timing wasn't working out.  I worked myself into a frenzy teasing a bi married daddy, trying to convince him on the many virtues of inseminating my more than willing boy pussy.

Again, he stood me up.  I was beginning to give up hope, but then, it happened.  An old fuck buddy of mine signed on, and he was both free and willing.  I was lubed and on my way to his place within minutes.  Ain't technology grand?

He's a hot bear - 6'3, bald, furry, with a big former linebacker's build.  A good six inch and fat cut bear cock, mid 40s.  Old enough to be called daddy, but young enough to fuck like machine.  He's been plugging me for many years now, off and on, starting when I was much younger and more innocent and progressing to what I am now.

I told him when I got there I only had 30 minutes - I couldn't be late for work.  He just nodded and pushed me towards the bedroom, stripping of his clothes on the way.

Pretty soon I was on my knees, gagging and begging on his thick cock.  He forced it down my throat as I teared up a bit.. not "real" tears (I'm a better cocksucker than that) but he likes to think he's rough and in charge.  Pretty soon I climbed on the bed and stuck my ass in the air and begged for it.  He put it in one fell swoop - lucky for me this former boy scout vaseline'd up a few minutes earlier - and he slid right in.  He growled.

"How many loads do you have up there?"
"None today sir."  I answered truthfully.
Though he's been breeding me for years now, the last several times I've given him my hole, I've been sloppy with someone elses load.  I would have given it to him again that way, because he loves it so much, but luck wasn't on my side.
(I didn't tell him about the six loads at the gloryholes the day before.)

He grunted and growled, fucking me deep.  He got me on my stomach, lying flat on top of me, his immense bulk over my skinny lithe body.  Pounding me like a former jock he was.  I begged for it, calling him daddy, and asking for him to knock me up.

With a howl he unleashed his thick wad in me.  I growled back and milked as much of it out of him as possible.  When he pulled out with a pop, I was on his cock in a blink, licking off the tasty last dribbles of cum and licking the pussy juice off his cock.

I thought that would be that.. but he surprised me.  He started fingering my ass.  "Push it out." he said.  I just moaned and resisted.  He was more insistent as I started to suck his cock.  It got hard again my mouth.

His finger fucking got more urgent.  So I decided to go for it.  I straddled his face as he fingered my creampie.
"Push it out!" he repeated.
I just lowered my creampie onto his face.  Tentatively he started to lick and eat.. and then began to devour.

Yes, that's it, I thought to myself..  "That's a good pig."  And I did what he asked me.
I pushed it out.  Two large creamy servings worth.
He shared them with me in a deep kiss.  Male bonding at its finest.
"Next time, I'll come over after I've taken five or six loads up my hole.."
Shyly, he says, "Well, I don't know about that."
I just smile, kiss him, whisper "bye bye pig daddy", and get dressed and out the door.
And start making plans for the future.

voracious.

I've been in heat the last few weeks.  I'm not entirely sure why, but when the feelings come, you have to let them take you.

Several days ago, I had some time to myself, and I figured it was good to indulge.  I made an online post, and unsuprisingly, two of my regular daddies contacted me.  I made plans with them both.

The first one is a hot hairy bear, short and thick, with 6 uncut inches.  He's covered in fur, front and back, but he keeps his equipment nicely trimmed.  He's overall a hot guy, but he's got one real talent.  It is his immensecum production.  The first time he bred me, I nearly passed out.  It felt like he was taking a piss inside my butt, except he wasn't.  He drenches my inside with seed.  Voluminous and warm, he spurts for minutes and minutes as I keep milking him dry.  Afterwards he always makes me lick his softening dick clean to make sure I get every last drop.

The second is a dad I've been calling mighty whitey  He's an older daddy - late 50's, a shock of beautiful silver hair, clean shaven, well muscled, and with a fairy insatiable appetite.  He's got a perfect 8 inch cock that fits in my boycunt like magic.  He knows how to eat me out and hit my spot exactly each time.  In return, I suck and rub his cock in the precise way he demands.  He doesn't usually breed my hole, but he understands what kind of boy I am and appreciates my talents.  In exchange for his hot raw poundings, he blows loads in my mouth and calls me all kinds of names.

"Filthy cunt bitch whore boy" is what he yelled this time after he churned the bear dads load into a thick cream and then made me give him the oral service he craves.

I wasn't done yet.  A young guy, mid 30s, wanted to "get the job done", and after the regulars were done, I told him to cum over.  I'm not much for random online hook-ups, but now and then it can be real thrill.  I met him ass up, face down, in my jockstrap on the couch.  He was a nervous young smoker, who suprisingly didn't want me sucking his cock.  He just pulled out a fairly average but fat cut white cock, lubed up, and slid into the creampie.

After five minutes of fast furious sloppy wet pounding, I saw his face for the first time in a nearby mirror.  His eyes rolls back in his head and he gasped and shuddered as he fed my cumhole.

Without a word he zipped out and was out.  My pussy was a sopping wet mess.  I feverishly fingered and tasted all the cum up there, and finally let myself blow my load.  Days worth of spent of seed, finally spilled.

I'm doing it again tomorrow.

Three more down.

At the urging of one my daddies, I went to the gloryholes again.
I usually don't like to overuse them.  To me there are like a natural resource, and overmilking can lead to periods of drought.
I spent way too long there, but I did my daddies proud.  Four cocks up my raw ass, sucked about a dozen.  In the end, I got 3 loads of seed bred into me through the gloryholes, and swallowed two.

It's hard to comment on what each cock was like.  The best by far was the 9 inch cut white daddy that stayed super hard and was insistent on breeding me.  I truly felt blessed by his cock and his huge creamy wad that filled me to overflowing.

doing it for daddy.

I'm starting this up again.

I never stopped, it just got a lot deeper.

Recently I've been a gloryhole boy. Hunting it out at lucky thirteen, milking away whatever comes through expertly and thoroughly. My approach to being a bottom has become more spiritual. More honed and dedicated to excelling at what I do best.

Getting daddies to breed up my butt.

Today was a good day. A six loads in the cunt in one day. It might be a record, and certainly for this blog, it is. I have been spurred onto action by the several non local daddies.

This post is dedicated to them.  They know who they are.  Thank you.